|'X' does not mark the spot|
* Come home from work
* Walk to Polling Station
* Spoil ballot paper
* Retire to pub for well deserved post-vote pint
When I say spoil, I don't mean that I write an abusive rejoinder to any of the candidates laid out before me. I really #CBA and, anyway, I'm far too polite. No, my message is just a silly way of recording the fact that I have no faith in any of the nitwits on the list (without actually writing 'none of the above'), and it fits nicely at the bottom of the ballot paper: 'Do the first verse and track it Phil.' I told you it was silly.
The BBC think so too; this from their website:
These kind of deliberately spoiled ballots are part of the British political tradition, are termed "rejected votes" and are included in the overall turnout. However, those wishing to vote for one of the candidates should avoid writing comments. It may confuse the counters and lead to your vote being put in the rejected pile. And however wise or witty a comment, it's unlikely to make much impression on staff who will be frantically trying to count ballot papers.
Ah, well. I always walked out of the booth with a smile on my face.
However, this time is different. I had the audacity to move house during the hustings so, instead, applied for a postal vote. My tried and tested routine went out of the window. So how would I vote this time? Writing silly notes in the comfort of my own home and then sticking it in a pre-paid envelope just didn't feel right somehow. And with there being more at stake this time (a whole lot more) and some really serious issues out there, I decided it would be better to act like a proper grown up and man up.
I trusted to luck and put an 'X' in one of the boxes. For once, I'm hoping you all do the same.
I was tiptoeing up paths delivering leaflets at 6.30AM after that I voted and then I've been door knocking , I 'm having some lunch then it's back to getting the vote out, Hove being a key marginal.....Glad you decided that you had to vote this time.ReplyDelete
The girls and I have been out on the streets for a combined 24 hours, it looks like the blisters and exhaustion was worth it!ReplyDelete
I'm listening to Radio 4's election night coverage as I'm typing this - I think you could be right ��Delete