My friend Adele feels the same way about gardening as I do: there's only one thing worse than gardening, and that's people talking about gardening.
However, a garden without grass is one thing, but a world without grass is unthinkable. Say hello to the Grass Man.
Whilst Adele was with us this weekend we went to see Dodgy in a little club in town. As usual they were on fine form. Unusually, however, they were without Matthew their drummer. He was moonlighting.
But they did play this. Obviously.