Sunday, 31 March 2013
If you go down to the woods today
We're staying with family down South. It being Easter Sunday, they've gone toddling off to Church. Leaving me to walk the dog. As someone who has two cats I've never really got dogs. They're dumb creatures, everyone knows that. Cats are intelligent. Everyone knows that too. So it's on with the lead (mutt), on with the wellies (me) and off to the woods we go. The dog, it would appear, has to stop at every tree, every puddle and sniffs at every gate. And this is before we're out of sight of the house. But we soon get into our stride and the dog has adopted the role of pacemaker.
After a run-in with an old boy struggling to keep two hounds in check (I wind in the tape measure style lead) and the dog and I are flying. So much so that I decide to go off piste: 'We're going this way', I tell the dog, with not a clue to where this way leads to. Thirty minutes later and I get the distinct impression we're walking 'round in circles. We reach a clearing and we can go one of two ways. I go with my instinct but know, deep down, we're going the wrong way. An hour later and we're lost; how can that be? We're within earshot of the M25 and under Heathrow's flight path. I knew I should've joined the fair weather flock and gone for a bit of a pray. 'Which way now?' I ask the dog in desperation. And then, picking up on the fact that I'm not familiar with these parts, he takes the reins (literally) and, within minutes, has dragged me clear of the woods and on the return path to his owners' gaff. Dumb animals? Not this one.
Back at base the family return with their souls cleansed. 'Good walk?' they inquire. 'Great' I say, winking at the dog.
Posted by John Medd on Sunday, March 31, 2013
Labels: Chop Chop, Crumps, The Ash Beds, The Sweet, Tony Blackburn
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It was my duty while living in Alaska to walk a particularly large Husky dog on one of those retractable leads. If he really wanted to go in a certain direction however he was too much for me and in those moments he was more walking me than vice-versa. I used to throw the stick for him (only after holding it on high recreating a scene from the old Zulu movie... 'booyashaka!' 'woof woof woof!!!'), and he would bring it back. Not so much fun as playing 'move the string only when the cat is not looking', but he loved to have it thrown in the water and swim out and get it. I had to yell 'drop' in my lowest voice to get it back, not that I really wanted it, all drooled on and wet, but it seemed the thing to do at the time.ReplyDelete
Don't get me started on dog drool Rebecca!ReplyDelete