News has reached Medd Towers that stellar intellect Kim Kardashian has this week called the Apollo 11 moon landing a hoax. Buzz Aldrin the oldest living American astronaut doesn't take kindly to that kind of talk. Aldrin, the man who followed Neil Armstrong onto the surface of the moon, is a highly respected, much decorated, NASA & United States Military hero. Kim Kardashian, on the other hand, is a skank.
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Never one to shy away from shameless self promotion, did I yell you I wrote a song about the moon landing? It's called One Small Step...
The biggest hoax is that 'John Medd' is not who he claims to be but an American replacement.
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