Thursday 26 May 2022

It takes Brains

If I ever found myself going off the grid or having to enter the witness protection program and in need of a new identity, then I think I'm sorted. If I ever needed a moody passport or a nom de plume to check-in to a hotel under the radar, I've got this. Alas, John Smith won't cut it I'm afraid. There is only one moniker that would look good on a fake driver's licence or first class air ticket.

I am Hiram K. Hackenbacker. And no, I don't know what the K stands for.


  1. Brilliant, there's your pseudonym sorted - and I reckon it's Konrad or Knox.

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    2. Yes, Knox! Let's see if we can't slip it into Brains' Wiko bio.