Tuesday 13 September 2016

But I did not shoot the deputy

Just back from a few days in Suffolk. They do things differently there. Driving through bandit country - between Saxmundham and Southwold - and I spotted him. On the corner: a lone gunman aiming straight for me. I slammed the anchors on and, with the engine still running, threw myself out of the car, reached for my Canon* and shot him. Twice. What was I supposed to do? It was only then that I spotted the badge.
Too late. But I did not shoot the deputy. I swear.

* Canon IXUS 265 HS - 15X Optical Zoom


  1. Oh but did you see a crinkle-crankle wall?

  2. Reflexes had got the better of you.

  3. You've been out to my neck of the woods? I was led to believe that there would be pints with our names on them the next time you ventured into Adnams territory. I trust you availed yourself of a snifter or two of the amber nectar during your stay?

    1. Bugger. Just flicked through the last couple of weeks worth of emails and can't see anything from you. Next time. Hope you had fun. Hit any good pubs?

  4. The Sole Bay Inn is my sort of pub. Great beer, great food. Yes, next time. We'll be back, that's for sure.