Walking through St. James's Park, one of London's eight Royal Parks, is never not an experience to savour. After the Saturday afternoon jostle thru Covent Garden and Piccadilly Circus, this most tranquil of gardens provided the necessary counterpoint to the hot and humid trek that had begun some 15,000+ steps earlier after a boozy lunch in King's Cross. And to have a local Sherpa on hand as our guide (he knows London boozers even better than me), we then, very conveniently, landed on a very exclusive subterranean cocktail bar on the far side of The Mall. Located beneath Café Francois in SW1 I think I can sum up Franks in eight words - they certainly know how to make a negroni. Thank you to David & Lisa and James & Natalie (and, of course, Jenny) for a beautiful day.
Sunday, 26 July 2026
Friday, 24 July 2026
Up the junction (box) #2
After my initial post on this most bodacious genre of street art I'd like to post some of the photos you've been sending me. This is turning into the best game of i-SPY ever!
Harry Harrington Harris (left), who supports Leeds Utd. for his sins, got in touch: ''Here's one for you, John - Elland Road in Leeds where it all started. Here's a link to the artist, Burley Banksy.'' Thanks, Harry. Yep, Leeds is where I first became aware of the phenomenon.
And so it's my assumption that these painted junction boxes are everywhere; many, as my good friend Tim alludes to, are hidden in plain sight. If you do happen to see any on yer travels please do send them to me. What's the betting we can't get a third instalment out of this...
Saturday, 18 July 2026
Bittersweet
But unlike the George Harrison My Sweet Lord/He's So Fine saga, this chapter of Rock & Roll Plagiarism has a happy ending. In 2019 Ashcroft's management reached out to Jody Klein at ABKCO (his father had died in 2009) and appealed to his better nature to right this injustice. Klein in turn contacted Mick 'n' Keef who magnanimously relinquished their song writing credits with immediate effect. Relations had warmed somewhat the previous year when the Stones had asked Ashcroft to open for them on their latest world jaunt. Ashcroft then finally started to see the royalties for what is considered by many to be one of the defining songs of the late 20th. century.
The Andrew Oldham Orchestra - The Last Time (From The Rolling Stones Songbook) (1966)
Saturday, 11 July 2026
Holding out for a hero
With the country, nay the world, facing something of an an existential crisis, never before have we needed a saviour quite like we need one now. But whether you believe in the big man upstairs or super heroes who get changed in phone boxes you'll be waiting a long time for that kind of deliverance. However, if you fancy a spot of divine intervention on the cheap look no further than the independent space warrior permaclad in black & grey with a dustbin on his head. Say what you like, you'd be hard pushed to disagree with any of Count Binface's manifesto pledges; a few of which include:
* Bring back Ceefax
* Nationalise model railways
* Pensions to be double locked (with a little chain on the side)
* Spend £1Tn a week on the NHS (that's one trillion)
* Allow Czechs to remain on the Irish border
* '99' flake ice creams to be capped at 99p
* HS2 to be renamed FFS1
* Tries in Rugby League to be increased from 4 to 5 points - in line with inflation
And if he gives that skid mark Farage a bloody nose into the bargain then it's got to be a win win. So come on Clacton, we can do this.
Friday, 10 July 2026
Clinging on
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| Taken yesterday morning from a nearby boatyard |















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