Friday, 20 February 2026

We soared over Lidl


James had put me onto Scott Lavene. His music is captivating. His lyrics are sublime. I finally got the chance to see him at the end of January and at the merch stand I bought a couple of trinkets and asked him to sign them 'To James'. I said I liked his songs. He said he liked my coat. Five minutes later walking through town to catch my bus a familiar voice shouted "Your card payment didn't go through!" I weighed him in and we chatted a while. We had our picture taken. He walked back to the venue. I walked to the bus stop. We'd had a moment. 



Scott Lavene - A Bus in July (2025)


I was living with a Moroccan armed robber
And a crackhead lawyer from Finchley
I'd given up on booze and downers 
Given up on fag burns and cuts 
But the worst drug of all was love 
So I'd given that up too
And one day in July I was on a bus that was hotter than a Greek dogfight 
With a carrier bag full of custard
The bus stopped and she got on board 
Big eyes, big floppy hat
And as she walked up the aisle I felt something I hadn't felt for a while 
The only spare seat was the one next to mine 
She smelt of second hand books and newly washed hair 
She said 'Is that a bag of custard?' I said 'Yeah' 
She said 'It's hot in here, isn't it?' I said 'Yeah' 
She said 'You're a man of few words, aren't you?'
I said 'I just go a bit weird around beautiful women' 
And then our eyes met and we both started floating out of the door
Up, up and away over Boscombe 
For a while now I'd been determined not to fall in love
But as we soared over Lidl, I knew I was fucked 
We spent the night talking, cooling off in the river 
By the moonlight I could see tiny fish It was just turning midnight when we kissed 
And nine months later we had a baby 
And it was that baby that truly saved me
There's a sky that's full of lonely stars 
And an ocean filled with sunken hearts 
Then one day you can catch a bus 
And fall in love with someone new 
Fall in love just like I fell for you

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    1. What can I say? I've never been chased down the street by a musician before. We both got an anecdote out of it, that's the main thing.

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  2. I like the coat too - looking very dapper as usual! (I know it's the In Thing at the mo, but not so keen on the cardie look; however he is clearly a lovely bloke and talented too - great lyrics.)

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    1. He told me that when he got to the door of the venue to look for me he didn't know if I'd turned left or right; then he saw the coat...

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  3. Oh... beautiful and quirky lyrics. Is the song autobiographical or did your convo not get that far?

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    1. He told us after he played it live that the girl on the bus is now the current Mrs. Lavene.

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  4. I saw Scott supporting Craig Finn a while back. Very entertaining chap. I love the story of him chasing you across town to get his money.

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    1. Yep, a very genuine bloke. I've got a lot of time for him. (Note to self - take cash next time.)

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